Little Boy: Dad how was i born?

Dad:
Well son your MOM&I got together at YAHOO

we setup data via E-mail & met in

cybercafe Your MoM agree 2 download from

my hard drive . just when i was abt 2

upload . We discovered that none of us

installed firewall. IT was 2 late 2 hit

Delet.

9Months later a pop up apeard

"U GOT A MALE"

tu pidpidi mai pidpida
tud tang chai mai wech deta
teri ami ayi mai hans gia
tera abba aya mai nas gia.





Teri gali ke chakar katte katte kute humare yaar ho gaye

tum to hamare ho na sake

hum kuto ke sardar ho gaye

Ram lal: Thakur saheb gabbar ne bahu ki ijjat loot li hai.

Thakur: to?

Ram lal: bahu poch rahi hai k thakur se badla lena hai ya payment?

Sardar apni balcony main shirt utar ker betha tha,
Dost kehta hai yaar kya chest hain!
Sardar fakhar se, ye to kuch bhi nahi andar ja ker apni bhabhi k dekh.





Aisi kon si cheez hai jo WOMAN main aagay hoti hai,
aur COW main peche?
?
?
?
?
?
It's "W"
W-WOMAN
COW-W
Her waqt ghalat na socha kero.





Wedding night ki subah Delhe ne Dulhan se Pocha.

"Kesa Mehsoos ker rahi ho?"

Dulhan: Aap ne to mujhe College k dino ki yaad dila di.

Master: Beta batao tumhare hath main kitni unglian hain?
Bacha: 6(Six)
Master: Haramzade kitni baar kaha hai k hath chadi main daal ker nahi gina ker...!





What did the bra say to the hat?
"You go on ahead, while I give these two a lift."





In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always think dirty.





Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S - SMILE
E - ENERGY
X - XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE.





Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai,
aur,Gila Bahir Ata Hai,
Phele Chota Hota Hai,
Phir Ye Mota Hota Hai,
Jab Ye Ander Rehta Hai,
To Ye Red Kar Deta Hai,
Thori Dair Helane Ke Bad Jab Esai Bahir Nekalo,
To Apne Kam Dikha Kar Ye,
Bejan Sa Bahir Ata Hai,
Kuch Aur Nahin Hai Ye,
Es Ko LIPTON TEA BAG , Kahty Hain





Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: "Can kids of our age have kids?"

Teacher replied "NO Never!!"

Boy said to Girl : "Dekha! main ne kaha tha na! Tu aise he dar rahi thi"

Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink… PEPSI





Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pergnant. She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…

Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!

Girl:tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge?

Boy:bilkul nahi!

Girl:to phir rehne do…

Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay
saray bachay kaisay paida karti hay?

Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi ki
tarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega…

In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

sardarji replied u naughty pehle tum dikhao.

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
"Me sick, no work"
Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"





Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?

Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!

Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun

samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!

Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain
Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai

Beti: Maa fauji Indian hain,
Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.