When geese fly in a "V", why is one side longer?
Because there are more geese on that side

Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work

 

What did the turkey say to the chicken?
Gobble gobble

 

Why do hens lay eggs?
If they dropped them, they'd break

 

Which side of the chicken has he most feathers?
The outside

 

Doctor, I can t stop behaving like a dog.
How long have you been acting this way?
Since I was a puppy!

 

Two snakes meet each other..
First snake:I hope I am not poisonous.
Second snake:Why?
First snake:Because I bit my lip!

 

Q : What do stylish frogs wear?
A : Jumpsuits!

 

Q : What did the frog order at McDonald's?
A : French flies and a diet Croak

 

 

Q : How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
A : Unhoppy

 

 

Q : What goes, 99-thump, 99-thump, 99-thump &
A : A centipede with a wooden leg

 

 

Q : What do you get from a pampered cow?
A : Spoiled milk.

 

 

What kind of work does a weak cat do?
A : Light mouse work

 

 

Q : How do you identify a bald eagle?
A : All his feathers are combed over to one side

 

 

How do you circumcise a whale?
A : You need at least four skin divers