Kiss's r blown + kiss's r wasted kiss's rnt kiss's unless they r tasted, kiss's spread germz + germz hated, so kiss me BABE im vacinated!





How many letters are in the Alphabet?? Nineteen. Because ET went Home on a UFO and the FBI went after him!





last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky.... then I thought where the fuck is my roof??





mary had a little lamb,its name was little ralph,its burnin in a field right nowcos its got foot and mouth






What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?
Some traffic signs say stop





This is your mobile operator and we just found out you are too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it . Thank you





what did the blondes womens left leg say to the blonde womens right leg? don't know they never met!






Pleas turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry
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This time im sure about wat i feel & im gonna say it
i
i l
i lo
i lov
i love
i love y
i love yo
i love young girls with Shaven Pussys!






Mary had 2 little lambs their names were Jack and Gypsy. One day they got foot and mouth and now they're black andcrispy.






Group of sheep in field, one says i dont feel well. The others reply shut the fuck up your get us all shot.





Your teeth are so yellow, ican't believe it's not butter!!!





Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from thecondom factory.