Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.




Mary had a smelly minge with pubes as dark ascharcoal.So most the men go round the back and stick it up her arsehole!




mary had a little lamb she also had a duck, she put them on the mantlepiece to see if they would fuck!




whats the difference between a mini tampon..a middle tampon and a large tampon?....they r all stuck upcunts!




sex is like maths: Add the bed, subtractclothes, divide the legs...
and MULTIPLY!




how do you keep an idiot in suspense ??? ............. ............ ...tell you later !!!




At this moment 5 million are having sex 2 million are in gun fights 91milliom at a party and one sad fucker is reading this SMS




farmer Joneshas got no sheep,
isn't life a drag?
coz they're all burning in a field
he's got no sheep to shag




*Newsflash*
The FA have just announced gary gliter the next Englandcoach.
The appontmentcollapsed after he tried to put seaman in the under 15's




ba ba white sheep grazing on sum grass when a maff official shoots it up the ass burnt by mornin fumes fill the sky less meat 4 kebabs & shepherds pie




!!News flash!!
Indian earthquake kills 50 000!
USA sending food.
Australia sendingclothes.
britain sending ... ... ... Replacements