Passenger: Yaar yeh koan sa stop hey, bus main jhatkay buhat lag rahay hain.
Driver: Salay, bus rukki hoi hay, tum PATHAN ki goad main baithay ho.
Bite the neck gently,
Chew the breast softly,
Spread the legs slowly,
Suck the juice excitingly,
That is the way to eat Tandoori Chicken!!!!
KISSING at the top,HOLDING at the middle &FIRE at the bottom!
Do you know the ANSWAR?
WHAT?
ho...don't think dirty...
its A ''CIGRETTE''
25/1/2008 Ko Guzra Hua 1 SacchA WaqiyA
7 SaAL Ki Bacchi Ko Us K BaAp Or BhAi Ne PakAr KAr,
Buri TarAh Se Usko ZabArdAsti...
School Bhej DiA . . . ;->
Dil Chahta Hai K Aaj
Aap Ko
Konay Main Le Ja Kar
Ek Danda Le Kar,
Aap Ki,
G
GA
GAN
GAND
GANDH
GANDHI Ji
K Style Main
Photo Khenchon ;->
Hold It Gently
Put 2 Fingrs
If Dey Dnt
Fit
Fos Dem In
If De Hole‘s Big Enaf
Put3
Muv Up & Down
Slowly..
Ooh Yes..
Can U Fil It?
Dats How U Wash A Glass
Girl Friend ke saath,
Kamre ke andhar,
Table ke upar,
Batti ke neeche,
De tacatac.... tacatac..
De tacatac.... tacatac..
Stupid I am playing table tennis.... ;->
I'm very good in bed...
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I can sleep all day...
What Were U Thinking . . . ;->
A Beautiful Girl Goes To Professior Room
And
Say : I'll Do AnyThing To Pass In The Exams. . . .
&
Professor Says:
NOW OPEN YOUR
Books & Study. . . . ;->
Last nite i coodnt sleep.i wantd u warm against my skin.i wantd u on me.i wantd 2 feel u all over my body.. but i coodnt find u!Where did i put my PYJAMAS?
Life mein kbhi compromise karna pade to don't hesitate. BCoz......
Jhukta wahi hai jisme jaan hoti hai. Akad hi to murde ki pehchan hoti hai..
A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji Girl: sardar ji mein tuwadi nakal mar laa?.. Sardar: ahoo to meri nakel maar lay fair mein teri asal mar lawa ga...
Aap ko "CHODA"..Aap ko pir "CHODA"Aap ko bar bar "CHODA"Aap ko hamesha hamesha k leye"CHODA AUGUST" mubarik ho.Hahahahaaaa..
Ive got ur bak & uve got mine. ill help u out netime. 2 see u hurt 2 $ee u cry .make$ me weep & wanna die. ill b right here til d end.co$ ur my love & my bestfriend.....
Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha, Jawab us k sawal ka.. Abhi rakkha hi tha k choot gaya, Haath se phool gulab ka.. Wo kehti thi peeche se nahi aage se karo, Deedar mere husne shabab ka.. Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai jub under jata hai, Kaano mein ik ik lafz janab k.
Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa dabao naa, zara zor se aisa karo apni shirt nikalo apni pant bhi nikal do meri saadi bhi nikal do ab zorse dabao aur dabao naa bahut tight hai plz. aur Zorse!plz karo naa plz......, ho gaya na suitcase bannd.
1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain? pappu : legs Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai? pappu: paisay Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain pappu: neend puri karte hain girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai? pappu : kaan main ched MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain
App Mujhay Aik jaga Se bohat Pyare Lagtay hain.? Malooum hai kahan Se ? DOOR SE
TERi lita k lu? Ya bitha k lu? Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu? ya tujhe karun khara ? ya teri jhuka k lu? Ab tu hi bata k main teri PHoto kaise lon?
chooss chooss chooss mazay lay kar chooss bari bari ik ik kar kay chooss donoo ko ik saath chooss masal masal kay choos kyon kay kahin Aamon (Mango) ka season katham na ho jay.
Hello hello mera lelo kya? Salam. bolo bolo apni kholo. kya? ZUban DEkho apni khol k dekho kya ? AAnkhien Kitna bara hai mera kya? DIL .
Girl: What do you like in me? Boy: Those who white big balls having black dots in it. Girl: Whattt??? Boy: Yes i like your eyes. Its really beautiful..
Dil karta hai k,ek din tumhayapnay ghar lay jahoon, jab mera ghar koi na hoo.tumhay apnaa room main lay jaa ker apna bed per betha do,darwazaband kar k. sari windows bhi band kar do, parday girrakar lights off kar do aur tumharay kareeb aakar tumharay saath beth jahoon, apnaa haath tumhari taraf brhaa kartumhay dikhaon hoon k........... mari ghari ki bhi light lagti hai.
Chachi: Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge!! Bhatija: Thik Hai. Chachi: Hum 10/- plate chaat bechenge. Bhatija: Main dukaan pe board laga dunga k "10/- me chachi ki chaat lo".
