In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always tink dirty.



mangta hoon to deti nahi
jawab meri baat ka
deti ho to khara ho jata hai
rom rom jazbaat ka
kyun kehte ho bar bar daloo
baloo mein phool ghulab ka.



Meri taref se apko 1 “PuPPI” Aapki saheli ko 1 “PAPPI” Saheli ki saheli ko 1 “PuPPI” Batau bhala kiun? Aaj hi mere “DOggy” ne 10 “PuPPI” ko janam de hai!



When I take a long time to finish, I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time, He is thorough
When I don’t do it, I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it, He is busy,
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same, He takes the initiative,
When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss, He is cooperating,
When I make a mistake, You’re an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake, He’s only human.
When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office, He’s on business.
When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick, He must be very ill.
When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave, It’s because he’s overworked
When I do well, My boss never remembers,
When I do wrong, He never forgets.



School- a place where papa pays & son plays
life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur
life so tht you can die rich
nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills
marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his
bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree.



Kuch log thodi der karte hain….
Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain,
aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,
tab jaakar hota hai….
unka…
Mobile Charge…!



Musharraf said to his mother. Ammi mari B.V , M.M.A walon sey meli hoi hai! Jab bhe kamray main jata hoon kehti hai wardi utaro.



A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams,which the father receives as:”father, your daughter has been successful in BED.”



U picked me up,U took me home,U put ur hands around my waist,U took off my top,then U put ur lips om mine. THANK GOD im a bottle of PEPSI.



Judge-y did u attack tat young man?
Old lady- he grabbed me, took my clothes off, threw me on d bed & shouted APRIL FOOL!



Tujhe utha ke lon ya bitha ke lon
karon andhera ya balb jala ke lon
ya tujhe khada karon phir teri jhuka ke lon
ab to hi bata ke main tere tasver kaise lon



pahlay hat ma lo
phir mon mal lo
phir tokh laghao
phir sidha karoo
phir sorakh ma daloo
uf
kithna muskhil ha soi ma dagha dalna



mangta hoon to deti nahi
jawab meri baat ka
deti ho to khara ho jata hai
rom rom jazbaat ka
kyun kehte ho bar bar daloo
baloo mein phool ghulab ka



Meri taref se apko 1 “PuPPI” Aapki saheli ko 1 “PAPPI”
Saheli ki saheli ko 1 “PuPPI” Batau bhala kiun?
Aaj hi mere “DOggy” ne 10 “PuPPI” ko janam de hai!



Kuch log thodi der karte hain….
Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain,
aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,
tab jaakar hota hai….
unka…
Mobile Charge…!



Kuch larkiyan khare hu kar dyti hein
Kuch larkiyan bend hu kar dyti hein
Kuch larkiyan tu beht kar dyeti hein . . . . . .
Jaroo



A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.a kiss aint a kiss unless its
wiv tongues.so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some
exercise




Tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah
..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in slowly ..
stil hurtin..ahh yeh ....den lets try d other shoe madam