Is this seat empty?
Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.




Your place or mine?
Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.




So, what do you do for a living?
I'm a female impersonator.




Hey baby, what's your sign?
Do not enter.




How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Unfertilized




Your body is like a temple.
Sorry, there are no services today.




I would go to the end of the world for you.
But would you stay there?




If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.




This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion Of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.




FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?




GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.




FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?




GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.




FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?




GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.




FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.




GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?