I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.



I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.



What am I? Flypaper for freaks?



I'm not being rude.You're just insignificant.



I wish I could buy you for what you're worth and sell you for what you think you're worth.



I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.



Thank you. We are all refreshed and challanged by your unique point of view.



I will always cherise the initial misconceptions I had of you.



I will always cherise the initial misconceptions I had of you.



It's a thankless job, but you've got a lot of karma to burn.



How about never? Is that good enough for you?



You sound reasonable ~ time to up my medication.



I'll try being nicer if you'll try to be smarter.



I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.



Who me? I just wander from room to room.



I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.



It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.



At least I have a positive attitude about my distructive habits.



You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.



You do sure have a lot of Well-wishers. They'd all like to throw you down one...



Somebody said to me that you ain't fit to sleep with the pigs. Well, I stuck up for the pigs.



I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception



I hear you're connected to the Police Department - by a pair of handcuffs...



Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?



I heard when you were a child your Mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you, but the Mafia wanted too much.



Why don't you just open your mind and shut your mouth, both are empty anyway.



I hear you were born on April 2; a day too late!

You must be an experiment in Artificial Stupidity.

Everybody has a photographic memory. You simply don't have the film.

You're about as good lookin as a cross between the Elephant Man and a Pitbull Terrier..

You! Off my planet!

See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.

Just out of curiosity, are your parents siblings?

Whilst every girl has the right to be ugly, you seem to have abused that privelige!

You're the kind of man that is a blueprint for building an idiot.

I'd like to leave you with one thought...unfortunately I ain't sure you have anywhere to put it!