Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside. So, try going out naked


tomorrow and see the admiration!



Janwaran di party chal rahi cee Chua 4 peg la ke set cee.
Billi: J ajj party na hundi ta mai tenu ajj kha jandi.
Chua: Ja tur ja saliye, loki kehan ge khadi piti wich janani kut diti.



I pray to God that any person who tries to fuck ur happiness, may his ass begin to itch & his hand grow shorter that he

can't reach his ass to scratch.



Ek Tapori ki wife: Sunte ho ji, Apne chinku ne aaj pehla aadha shabd bola.
Tapori: Achcha, Kya bola ?
Wife: Behan...



He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They

said, he who never lived, cannot die!



Ek samay ki bat hai, Mata Lakshmi ji ka ULLU unse rooth gaya aur bola, 'Apki sab puja karte hain, mujhe koi nahin puchhta'
Lakshmi ji boli: Ab se har sal meri puja se 8-10 din pehle tumhari puja hogi. Us din Ullu puje jayenge.
Tabhi se Diwali k pehle us din ko KARWA CHAUTH keh kar manaya jata hai!



10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving. Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidentsarer due to

driving without drinking! Piyo Sar Utha Ke!



How 2 catch squirrels?
It's simple. Just climb a tree & sit, Squirrels will come in search of U... U know Y? Coz They Love NUTS!



Keeping a place for me in ur heart is ok, but keeping a place for me in your mind mite be dangerous coz people say... I'm

MIND BLOWING.



My Marriage is Fixed Surprisd?
Dekho free di party da sun k kivein khush hunde ne.



If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!



Why did Saddam Hussein attack Kuwait?
He had an Arabic baby-sitter, who always used to say 'Keep Quwait, Keep Quwait'.



Tension happens in brain and love is felt in heart. Then why do people get heart attack when they are tensed and why people

get mad when they are in love?



Only once in your life u'll get a right person with whom u'll get married, so, till than keep enjoying with the wrong Ones!



Banta: How do you say Topless in Urdu?
Santa: KHULE AAM...



The successful marriage depends on one simple equation: Wife having Beauty Secrets and husband having Secret Beauties.



There are only 5 things we need in life: Good friends, Good job, Good food, Good sleep & Good _ UCK. Whatever u are

thinking... is right. Good Day.