If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?



If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.



Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.



Screw me if I'm wrong, but I could swear you were Julia Roberts.



The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word.



You've been a bad, bad girl (boy). Now go to my room!



Your Daddy must play the trumpet, cos he sure made me horny!



Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?



Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?



I bet you $40 you're gonna turn me down.



I know that Milk does the body good, but wow, how much you been drinking?



I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.



I'm betting that you cannot wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful every day.



Save a horse, ride a cowboy.



Seriously honey, sex is like Pizza. Even if it bad, it still pretty darn good.



When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.



Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?



You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: if you treat me right I'll do it your way



You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.



You know the Power company is looking for you coz you're so electrifying.



You know, I ain't this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet.



You're like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I just can't stop ya



As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!



I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?




Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.



Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?



Do you have any Irish in you? (if no…) Would you like some? (if yes…) Want some more?



Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?



Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?



Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow-job? [No!] Do you want to do lunch?



Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.



Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?



I'm a frog but if u kiss me I'll turn into a prince



Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.



Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?



For a fat chick, you sure have small tits.



Gee, for a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.



Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" She says no. Then wink.



Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.



Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.