Yes, you're right. Let's go and pull some girls.




Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today




Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing




Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own




He doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words




I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works




Your face looks like you've been using it as a doorstop




Your face would not only stop a door, but also most clocks and a herd of charging buffalo




If your face had "Welcome" written on it, it would make a perfect doormat




If you put your face by a door, no one would ever come in




Your face is such a mess, when you practice diving why don't you make sure the pool has water in next time.




Your face is such a mess, why don't you get your dog something different to chew on ?




Your face doesn't look like a doorstep, it looks like the door just kept going




When geese fly in a "V", why is one side longer?
Because there are more geese on that side




Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work




What did the turkey say to the chicken?
Gobble gobble




Why do hens lay eggs?
If they dropped them, they'd break




Which side of the chicken has he most feathers?
The outside




Doctor, I can t stop behaving like a dog.
How long have you been acting this way?
Since I was a puppy!




Two snakes meet each other..
First snake: I hope I am not poisonous.
Second snake: Why?
First snake: Because I bit my lip!




Q : What do stylish frogs wear?
A : Jumpsuits!




Q : What did the frog order at McDonald's?
A : French flies and a diet Croak




Q : How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
A : Unhoppy




Q : What goes, 99-thump, 99-thump, 99-thump &
A : A centipede with a wooden leg




Q : What do you get from a pampered cow?
A : Spoiled milk.




What kind of work does a weak cat do?
A : Light mouse work




Q : How do you identify a bald eagle?
A : All his feathers are combed over to one side




How do you circumcise a whale?
A : You need at least four skin divers




Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS?
A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.




Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF LAZINESS?
A. A COUPLE ADOPTING A CHILD.




Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF POSSESSIVENESS?
a. constiPATION.




Q. WHAT DO YOU CALL A WOMAN WHO KNOWS WHERE HER HUSBAND IS EVERY NIGHT?
A. WIDOW




Q. WHY AMERICANS STOP PRINTING STAMPS WITH PHOTO OF PAMEELA ANDERSON?
A. COZ PEOPLE STARTED LICKING THE WRONG SIDE OF IT FOR PASTING THEM ON THE ENVELOPES.




Q. WHAT DOES 98 STAND FOR IN WINDOWS 98?
A. IT STANDS FOR NUMBER OF TIMES IT HANGS IN A DAY.




Q. WHY DID BANTA SINGH TAKE HIS PREGNANT WIFE TO PIZZA CORNER?
A. FOR FREE DELIVERY.




Q. HOW WOULD YOU IDENTIFY BANTA SINGH IN A SUBMARINE?
A. HE WILL BE THE ONLY ONE WITH A PARACHUTE TIED TO HIS BACK.




q. what would you call a sardar with just one hair on his head?
a. iqbal singh.




Q. HOW TO MAKE TTK LAUGH ON SUNDAY?
A. BY TELLING HER A JOKE ON THURSDAY.




Q. WHICH IS THE SHORTEST JOKE?
A. SANTA SINGH AND BANTA SINGH PLAYING CHESS.




Q. WHICH BROTHER OF KALIDAS MAKES SHOES?
A. ADIDAS




Q : Why are blonde jokes so short?
A : So men can remember them.