I m proud that u r my FRIEND bcoz u r
20% Perfect
20% Attractive
20% Great
20% Amazing
20% Loveable

In short u r 100%
P. A . G . A . L

We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!




I'M AN ALIEN. I HAVE JUST TRANSFORMED MYSELF INTO THIS TEST. AS YOU ARE READING I'M HAVING SEX WITH YOUR EYEBALLS. I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE IT BECAUSE YOU ARE SMILING




All the love that history knows is said to be in every rose!Yet all the love that could be found in two, is less than what I feel for you.




If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.




When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.




Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.




Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.




I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!




Sorry, I don't date outside my species.




Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!




First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.




Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.




Never let a man's mind wander, it's too little to be out on it's own!!!!




Their are moments in life when you really miss someone. And you wish you could just pluck them from your dreams......




My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too...




Hi, do you want to have my children? No.?? ...Okay, then can we just practice?




I took an IQ test and the results were negative.





Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks your an asshole…





If you wanna be a hipi, put you flower in your pipi…





Never let a man's mind wander, it's too little to be out on it's own!!!!




Look who's talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.




I think the sun shines out of your arse.




Well, you're living proof that even a turd can be polished.




Let's be honest with each other . . . we've both come here for the same reasons.