I saw Yo mama at the freak show petting the world's largest wilderbeast.




Yo mama's so fat, she gobbles down Cookies as if they were tic-tacs




Yo mama's a stunt double for the Predator




Yo mama's so fat, she ain't on a diet, she's on a Triet - She's all like - "Whatever yo eating ... I'll try it!"



Your moma's so stupid she thinks a 17 inch Admiral is a well hung sailor.




Yo mama's so large, she went to get an all over tan and the sun burned out...




Your mamma's so fat, the body snatchers called home for backup.




Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.




You mama's so daft she thought Chubby Checkers was a game for fat people.




Your so ugly even the Elephant Man makes jokes about ye!

Yo Nana so ugly she didn't get hit with an ugly stick, but with THE ugly log.




Yo mama only got 1 finger and runs around stealing key rings.




Yo mama's like the new AOL 7.0: Fast, fun, oh so easy and you get 100 hours FREE




I was speaking to your parents - they told me you was such an ugly baby they had to feed you with a slingshot.



Yo auntie Ethel's so toothless, it took her an hour to eat minute rice.




Yo brother's mouth so damn enormous, he speaks in Dolby surround sound!




Yo Mama's so freakin nasty, I talked to her over the PC and she gave me a virus.




Yo mama's like a pirate, there she blows
Yo mama is so fat she has three shirt sizes, jumbo, humongus, and "OH
MY GOD IT'S COMING TOWARDS US!!"



Yo mama so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing she said moving.
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed with her to see how long she slept.
Yo mama's so damn stupid on a job application it said "sex" and she wrote Monday wednesday and sometimes friday.



Yo mama such a dirty whore that they're having to paternity test the whole state of Texas just to find out who yo daddy is!



Yo mamma so old that in the back seat of your car, kids don't say 'Are we there yet', they scream, 'Is she Dead yet!'



Yo mamas so hairy wen u were born u almost died of rugburn




Yo mama smells so bad, when she went to make friends with a skunk, the skunk got hit by a truck on purpose!



Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a bathroom and nearly pissed her
pants



Yo mama so fat her logo is "we are family, burger king, mc donalds and
me...