Paris and Rico walked into the locker room holding his side and bending over. Paris says "ow man im so sore" Dario asks " whats wrong?" Paris replies " man yo mama was rough last night" Rico adds " she needs to loosen up"



Yo mama so fat she has all the food caterers on speed dial



Yo mama is so big she tripped over wal-mart and landed on target and evey time she passes by the t.v. i miss a seoson of friends



Your mommas so old someone told her to act her age and she died



Yo mama so poor that when i stepped on a cigarette she cried, hey, who turned off the heater.



Your sister is so ugly she reminds me of your mom.



Yo mamma so ugly, yo daddy would rather kiss her ass before going work everyday



Your moms so ugly the mailman mistacked her as the dog.



You mama so fat she stepped on an airplane and it turned into a submarine



This is a fact, yo mama's breath Is wack, she needs a tic, not a tac, but the whole damn pack
I don't mean to be mean, but yo mama needs listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole damn bottle.



Yo Mama's teeth are so yellow, cars slow down when she smiles!
Yo Mama's breath is so bad, she made a tic tac run away!



Your jokes are so corny that the corns on your toes got jealous.
Yo mama so ugly when she looked out the window she was arrested for 1st degree murder.



Yo mama like a fast food restaraunt - quick and easy!!!



Yo moma is so fat when it rains she uses a highway for a slip 'n' slide



Yo mamma so damn fat that when she traveled back to the dinosaur times and she took a step the dinosaurs said what the hell is happing...oh shit its a real damn earthquake.



Your mama so stupid when she saw a kid dress as a devil in halloween she thouth she was in hell



Yo Momma's so ugly, even Sloth from the Goonies wouldn't date her.



Yo mama like a shotgun - five cocks and shes loaded



Yo Mamma so damn ugly she makes Anne Ramsey look like J Lo.



Yo' mamma so ugly she got arrested for vandalizing a mirror shop.



Yo mama so stupid she put a peep hole in a glass door



Yo mama like nascar - two rubbers and shes ready to ride.



Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind man cry!



Yo mamma so old, fat and hairy, that when she took you to the zoo the zookeepers thought a silverback Gorilla had abducted you!



Yo mama so fat, that when u were born, they had 2 send out a search party to find ya!