Marriage is an adventure, like going to war. - G. K. Chesterton




My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante




I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. - Rodney Dangerfield




I like to wake up each morning feeling a new man. - Jean Harlow




Marriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important. - Lisa Hoffman




To the bride and groom - may we all be invited to your golden wedding celebrations...




To the NewlyWeds: May 'for better or worse' be far better than worse.




To the 2 secrets of a long lasting and happy marriage
...Here's to good sense of humor and a short memory!




Grooms, once you marry, please remember that when you have a discussion with your future wife, always try to get the last two words in: "Yes dear"




You know, the trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to actually prove it.




May the best of your past be the worst of your future




May the joys you share today, be the beginning of a lifetime of great happiness and fulfilment





To our wives and lovers...may they never meet!




Congratulations on the termination of your isolation and may I express an appreciation of your determination to end the desperation and frustration which has caused you so much consternation in giving you the inspiration to make a combination to bring an accumulation to the population.




May you grow old on one pillow.




Dear [bride's name],




Isn't it quite funny how History repeats itself?
[Bride's Age] years ago your Mother and Father were putting you to bed with a dummy...and now it's happening all over again




I've known many,
Liked not a few,
Loved only one,
I toast to you




Here's to the bride - may she share everything with her husband...and that includes the housework.




To the Bride and Groom - may the roof above you never fall in and may you both never fall out




To the Bride and Groom - live life to the fullest and remember, this is the first day of the rest of your life...




To my wife...my bride...my joy




May your joys be as deep as the Ocean, and your troubles as light as its foam.




May we never forget what is worth remembering or remember what is best forgotten.




A thing of beauty is a joy forever. Here's to you, my beautiful bride.




May our children be blessed with rich parents




Here's to my bride: she knows everything about me, yet loves me just the same.