Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.



I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic



I'm good at math, U+I=69



I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.



If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.



If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK



Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.



Please help the homeless. Take me home with you...



Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy.



What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?



Will you be my Xmas cracker? I'd really like to pull you.



Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?



You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.



You're good at mathematics, right? Would you say 69 was a perfect square?



Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw.



Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!



Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?



Baicarumba...are those real?



Be unique and different, just say yes.



Can I flirt with you?



Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.



Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.



Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.



Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?



Greetings and salivations



Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.



I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!



I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?



I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.



If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?



Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?



That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.



Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.



Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour coordinated.



I know a great way to burn off the calories in that cake you just ate.



I wonder what our children will look like.



I'm wearing Revlon colourstay lipstick. Wanna help me test the claim it won't kiss off?



If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.