Friendship Messages

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes.

I do not want a friend who smiles when I smile who weeps when I weep for my shadow in the pool can do better than that.

Friendship is a single soul living in two bodies.

Friendship improves happiness and abates misery, by the doubling of our joy and the dividing of our grief.

True friends are those who are there for you unconditionally. Never do they question, but always offer support no matter what the circumstances are. Best Friends are the people worth living for.

Funney Jokes

First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.

All the love that history knows is said to be in every rose!Yet all the love that could be found in two, is less than what I feel for you.

Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?

I'm late for work because the train driver had an out of body experience and didn't come back for a day and a half.

20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand

Love

What I feel for you,is really true. You got to know,I need you so. When you are gone,I can't go on. Can't you see, that you are the only one for me?

Every message is a smile ... every word is like a kiss but when you touch me ...remember this ... my life is full with happiness

If the people we love are stolen away from us the only way to have them live on is to never stop lovin'them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever...

LOVE is something beautiful,a desire, a feeling that one would like to catch. LOVE is the feeling that makes you feel alive. LOVE is something that may never go away!

Roses of red grow in my heart and they will never wither... 'Cause they bloom every time I see your smile, hear your voice or just think of you!

Daring

You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... It is a pity that I do not like animals!!!

Why do men fart more often than women ? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure..

Women are just like frogs. They have a big mouth and are scared of the stork.

If you are raped and you cannot defend yourself... keep still and enjoy it !

Will we play the hulk together??.....I will be tall and strong and you green and ugly!!!