Jelly Baby goes 2 the Dr & says "Dr i ve got aids"Dr replys"U cant have aids ur a jelly baby"jelly baby
says"yes but Dr i ve been sleepin wiv
ALLSORTS!



chicken and egg in bed,chicken has head on pillow smoking Egg rolls
over annoyed saying"i guess we answered that question"



an essex girl has a car crash and an ambulance arrives the paramedic asks
how many fingers have i got up?the girl replies-oh mo i think im
paralised too



A teacher ask"wot part of the body goes to heaven first?"A child replies"feet- coz every nite i c my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I'M COMIN!



Little Girl:"Mommy I just found out that the little boy next door has a penis like a peanut" Mommy:"u mean its small?"Little Girl:"No its salty"