Im not under d affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep.Im not half as thunk as u drink.I fool so feelish and da drunker i stand here da longer i get

Last night i wanted to send u a msg, but all i could write was: “noh ss!w !”. it didn’t make much sense until i read it upside down…

MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??

Last night,
I dreamt of you,
this morning my first thought was you,
I thought of you the whole day.
I think like U.

Tomorrow I will think of W, X, Y, Z

Kothe pAr police nE chhApa mArA,

TamaAm logon ko liNe mE khArA kiyA,,,,

WaHan sE eK buDdhi aurAt guZri,,,

Us nE liNe mE eK laRki sE poOchA"

YahAn kyA ho rAhA hAi ???"

LaRki nE kAhA: "Aam baNt rAhe hAin,,,"

Buddhi bHi liNe mE lAg gAyi,,,

Jab uS kA nuMbEr aYa tAu poLice nE kAhA
"Amma aAp bHi ?? !!!"

AmMa: Muun mE daAnt nAi tAu kyA hUa chOos tAu saKti hOon na.... ;->

In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It?s Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always tink dirty

U picked me up,U took me home,U put ur hands around my
waist,U took off my top,then U put ur lips om mine. THANK GOD im a
bottle of PEPSI.

FiLL iN THE BLANKS . . .

____ LAND ____ PAR ____ CHUT !!!

Any Idea ?

 

No !

 

Don't Think Wierd !

 

oK !

 

..

 

PTCL LAND LINE PAR BHAARI CHUT !!! ;->

Jan 5 Ko guzri hoi
1 sachi story
7 saal ki bachi ko os k baap & bhai ne le k bohat buri tarha se usko zabrdasti.

 

 

 

?

 

School main admission karwaya.-)

Newz reporter:Ap ka best cricketer kon hai.
Nergis: YUHANA
Newz reporter:Mainy ap ka best cricketer pocha hai HOBBY nahi

A girl br?ke her umbrella,She went to repair shop,
Man:upar ka kapra utarna parayga aur neechay danda dalna parayga,
Girl:jo marzi karo,bus pani ander na jaye...

My
Or
Tm

 

Tm
Or
My

 

Yani
Hm
Dono

 

Aj
Rat

 

Ko
2
Baje

 

K
Bad

 

Akele
Me

 

Chup
K
Se

 

Bistar
Py

 

Lait
K

 

Ek
Dosre
Ko

 

Sms karainge.

Hold Her By Her Waist.

Keep Ur Hands on Her Neck.

Then...?

Press Ur Lips...

Against Her Lips

&

Drink Sprite.
Laga Na
Lemon Ka Jhatka?

Rat ko aik larki ne car ko rukne ka ishara kia.
Car kareeb aa kar ruki
to larki boli oh
i am sory
main samji taxi hai.

Car wala bola

main bi yehi samja tha.,

Im not under d affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep.Im not half as thunk as u drink.I fool so feelish and da drunker i stand here da longer i get

Last night i wanted to send u a msg, but all i could write was: "noh ss!w !". it didn't make much sense until i read it upside down...

MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??